Lipstick Knife

This is actually pretty interesting. It’s a small device to possibly help someone survive a street attack. It’s just not going on the plane.

Knife In A Phone Case

You know, we’re really into some deeply embedded paranoia at this point. Check this out! If they don’t let knives through, no one else has one either. You won’t need it on the plane.

A Cannon

Yes, it’s a good find. You want to keep it as a souvenir. So, ship it. But not, you tried to take it with you. Now, it belongs to them.

A Wooden Mallet

This has to be a collector’s item someone thought they could just walk on with. They thought wrong though because this ancient weapon is one of those things that TSA will probably not allow.